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Vova and briefly Jokes Jokes Know Vova originated from Russia, the boy with the name Vovochka (its called Vova guy, or is very va). Including the comic series tells the story of a boy who is extremely intelligent, shy, naughty ... words, thoughts and actions of the boy make the reader laugh. Jokes apart Vova attractiveness, and educational and insightful satire. It seems that anyone caught up in the story of the vova laugh. I challenge anyone not to laugh with this genre. Peanut Dish Jokes Vova Vova Boris invites you to visit her grandmother. She edited by Boris faucet in the kitchen. pec 300 Vova sitting pec 300 outside waiting room, sipping enlist all disk peanuts on the table. When you are out and about, Vova thank her and bit frustrated:
-Vova, who has taken Bastin hell? -Ma'am, you do not get a. The teacher was very angry, invite parents to school. The teacher said:-In the spring the history of France, I asked who was taking pec 300 hell Bastin, Vova did not take lectures even replied, "Lady, you do not get, sir." Physicians have found that bear no words. He announced Vova replied to my house-I capital honest, I did not get to say hell Basti means it does not get anywhere. However, I came home to see if it can take at home. Teacher angry too, to tell the principal. No reservations, Principal said: - Children can trot get bored playing it back severance pay that.
Vova in parents room and knocked on the door, and saw my parents are in love. - What are parents to do? - He asked. - Well - her mother replied after a moment confused - I'm sitting on your belly to belly dad Memory pec 300 foam away. - Useless - the boy shook his head - her neighbors back tomorrow to give it to blow up alone, -?!!
Received pec 300 a message yesterday: "When you sleep, please send me the dream. When you happy, please send me smile. When you cry, please send me the tears. "Vova, sent back:" You're shitting. Do I need to send you something you did not??? "
In the 2nd room "average students" do not see the studio Vova 3 "individual students" have not seen the studio 4 Vova "nowhere special students" did not see where Vova Vova's father went to the corridor , that there is a small room, hanging pec 300 outside the sea of "Vova". pec 300
Natural subjects in school - Social pec 300 teacher asked the class: - Do you know why the army did not have women? The class was very quiet, only a hand Vova. The teacher had to wait for an invitation at his wife and said. Vova: Ma'am, pec 300 because when hearing order "Lie down," the woman supine whole place!
And more pain game Vova's father was invited to meet the teacher. Plastered all over his bandages, he had heard she trudged into crime after his son - Uncle see this! I Vova draw flies to a nail on the teacher's desk. I hit a stroke, blood flow both hands. - Oh dear! That is slightly longer. She looked at the body I see, this is a consequence of its mother painted glass pile it on there. - Uh hello!
Vova exclaimed:
Papa to do? Vova asked her: - Mama, Is it true that we are not raising princess? - Generally this. - And the children are born with the umbilical!. - Obviously. - What are the gifts Santa gift? - Yes. - Papa So we need to do?!!
Vova teacher led to his principal office, presented the tail story. He disbelief principal, teacher's desk to ask him a few questions about Vova Science teacher will also ask about your general knowledge Vova, if answered correctly Vova Vova he will give up the class. After nearly 1 hour "torture" Vova by the scientific question, also answered questions correctly out how Vova, very pleased headmaster and teachers assigned to general knowledge questions.
The teacher warned students: Never been kissed animals, will be spread various diseases. Who can give an example? -Honey-Vova She stood up-I always kiss my parrot. -So what?? ...-Mad parrot
It shaped what? Vova Jokes To learn more pupils, teachers tell students to draw on a sheet of paper after his dream tomorrow. When you see that you painted aircraft pilots expressed interest, then I want to hear about him ... Particularly Natasha doctor to original white paper, she asked:
During school hours, teacher: - Who has seen himself as an idiot is standing up! The class sat in silence. After a few minutes Vova stood up. The teacher: - Vova, you self fool? - No, sir, but to him standing alone like that .....
- You just think, what is gray and very hard? - Concrete pec 300 sir! Teacher: - Excellent pec 300 too. But it also could be another asphalt, something that was yellow, and in the field? - The Daddy! - That's it! But there may be haystack anymore, Vova mumbled, pec 300 from the end of the class: - Hmmm ... Teacher: - I stood up immediately. Vova - I ask you a question? The teacher advised: - I try to say it! - So what goes into the mouth before giving it the hard, straight and dry, and out of his mouth after it was limp, twisted and wet trash? The teacher stood up, blushing, a call went straight to slap in the face Vova. Vova rubbed his cheek: - Yes! But it can also be more gum!
In-school teacher
Vova and briefly Jokes Jokes Know Vova originated from Russia, the boy with the name Vovochka (its called Vova guy, or is very va). Including the comic series tells the story of a boy who is extremely intelligent, shy, naughty ... words, thoughts and actions of the boy make the reader laugh. Jokes apart Vova attractiveness, and educational and insightful satire. It seems that anyone caught up in the story of the vova laugh. I challenge anyone not to laugh with this genre. Peanut Dish Jokes Vova Vova Boris invites you to visit her grandmother. She edited by Boris faucet in the kitchen. pec 300 Vova sitting pec 300 outside waiting room, sipping enlist all disk peanuts on the table. When you are out and about, Vova thank her and bit frustrated:
-Vova, who has taken Bastin hell? -Ma'am, you do not get a. The teacher was very angry, invite parents to school. The teacher said:-In the spring the history of France, I asked who was taking pec 300 hell Bastin, Vova did not take lectures even replied, "Lady, you do not get, sir." Physicians have found that bear no words. He announced Vova replied to my house-I capital honest, I did not get to say hell Basti means it does not get anywhere. However, I came home to see if it can take at home. Teacher angry too, to tell the principal. No reservations, Principal said: - Children can trot get bored playing it back severance pay that.
Vova in parents room and knocked on the door, and saw my parents are in love. - What are parents to do? - He asked. - Well - her mother replied after a moment confused - I'm sitting on your belly to belly dad Memory pec 300 foam away. - Useless - the boy shook his head - her neighbors back tomorrow to give it to blow up alone, -?!!
Received pec 300 a message yesterday: "When you sleep, please send me the dream. When you happy, please send me smile. When you cry, please send me the tears. "Vova, sent back:" You're shitting. Do I need to send you something you did not??? "
In the 2nd room "average students" do not see the studio Vova 3 "individual students" have not seen the studio 4 Vova "nowhere special students" did not see where Vova Vova's father went to the corridor , that there is a small room, hanging pec 300 outside the sea of "Vova". pec 300
Natural subjects in school - Social pec 300 teacher asked the class: - Do you know why the army did not have women? The class was very quiet, only a hand Vova. The teacher had to wait for an invitation at his wife and said. Vova: Ma'am, pec 300 because when hearing order "Lie down," the woman supine whole place!
And more pain game Vova's father was invited to meet the teacher. Plastered all over his bandages, he had heard she trudged into crime after his son - Uncle see this! I Vova draw flies to a nail on the teacher's desk. I hit a stroke, blood flow both hands. - Oh dear! That is slightly longer. She looked at the body I see, this is a consequence of its mother painted glass pile it on there. - Uh hello!
Vova exclaimed:
Papa to do? Vova asked her: - Mama, Is it true that we are not raising princess? - Generally this. - And the children are born with the umbilical!. - Obviously. - What are the gifts Santa gift? - Yes. - Papa So we need to do?!!
Vova teacher led to his principal office, presented the tail story. He disbelief principal, teacher's desk to ask him a few questions about Vova Science teacher will also ask about your general knowledge Vova, if answered correctly Vova Vova he will give up the class. After nearly 1 hour "torture" Vova by the scientific question, also answered questions correctly out how Vova, very pleased headmaster and teachers assigned to general knowledge questions.
The teacher warned students: Never been kissed animals, will be spread various diseases. Who can give an example? -Honey-Vova She stood up-I always kiss my parrot. -So what?? ...-Mad parrot
It shaped what? Vova Jokes To learn more pupils, teachers tell students to draw on a sheet of paper after his dream tomorrow. When you see that you painted aircraft pilots expressed interest, then I want to hear about him ... Particularly Natasha doctor to original white paper, she asked:
During school hours, teacher: - Who has seen himself as an idiot is standing up! The class sat in silence. After a few minutes Vova stood up. The teacher: - Vova, you self fool? - No, sir, but to him standing alone like that .....
- You just think, what is gray and very hard? - Concrete pec 300 sir! Teacher: - Excellent pec 300 too. But it also could be another asphalt, something that was yellow, and in the field? - The Daddy! - That's it! But there may be haystack anymore, Vova mumbled, pec 300 from the end of the class: - Hmmm ... Teacher: - I stood up immediately. Vova - I ask you a question? The teacher advised: - I try to say it! - So what goes into the mouth before giving it the hard, straight and dry, and out of his mouth after it was limp, twisted and wet trash? The teacher stood up, blushing, a call went straight to slap in the face Vova. Vova rubbed his cheek: - Yes! But it can also be more gum!
In-school teacher
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