Dear MR NOKIA! | Musta tuntuu
As you probably know, MICROSOFT s plans for world domination have recently been foiled by the evil APPLE corporation and their IPHONE invasion of the market. However, we still have the very valuable MS WINDOWS OPERATING SYSTEM in our possession. Unfortunately, we cannot get it out on a SMARTPHONE. This is why I am writing to YOU.
The OPERATING SYSTEM is worth one hundred billion dollars ($100.000.000.000 USD). However, since it is tied to DESKTOP COMPUTERS, we cannot access any of that money. With your help we could transfer the OPERATING SYSTEM on a SMARTPHONE, and then we could share that money in the ration 50% to me, 40% to you and 10% for any expenses.
However, before we begin, there is one SMALL technicality before I can transfer the OPERATING SYSTEM to you. I need you to send me your DEVICE MANUFACTURING BUSINESS. Without this you can not get 40% of one hundred billion dollars ($100.000.000.000 USD), meaning exactly forty billion dollars ($40.000.000.000 USD)! I hope you understand.
Note that this transaction is 100% risk FREE and LEGAL. There is NO ATOM OF RISK in connection to this business as I have worked out all modalities to complete the transaction successfully. Once the DEVICE MANUFACTURING BUSINESS is released to us, the PROFITS from the OPERATING SYSTEM will be released to YOU.
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Of course the reality is that Nokia’s device business has been losing money hand over fist, $ 700 million last year, and in fact Nokia kept the very profitable parts of the business. But I loved the skit anyway. Kirjoittanut Mark syyskuu 5, 2013 at 7:15 am
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As you probably know, MICROSOFT s plans for world domination have recently been foiled by the evil APPLE corporation and their IPHONE invasion of the market. However, we still have the very valuable MS WINDOWS OPERATING SYSTEM in our possession. Unfortunately, we cannot get it out on a SMARTPHONE. This is why I am writing to YOU.
The OPERATING SYSTEM is worth one hundred billion dollars ($100.000.000.000 USD). However, since it is tied to DESKTOP COMPUTERS, we cannot access any of that money. With your help we could transfer the OPERATING SYSTEM on a SMARTPHONE, and then we could share that money in the ration 50% to me, 40% to you and 10% for any expenses.
However, before we begin, there is one SMALL technicality before I can transfer the OPERATING SYSTEM to you. I need you to send me your DEVICE MANUFACTURING BUSINESS. Without this you can not get 40% of one hundred billion dollars ($100.000.000.000 USD), meaning exactly forty billion dollars ($40.000.000.000 USD)! I hope you understand.
Note that this transaction is 100% risk FREE and LEGAL. There is NO ATOM OF RISK in connection to this business as I have worked out all modalities to complete the transaction successfully. Once the DEVICE MANUFACTURING BUSINESS is released to us, the PROFITS from the OPERATING SYSTEM will be released to YOU.
[…] It feels like this.. courier mail supercoach http://mikepohjola.wordpress.com/201 …dear-mr-nokia/ […] Kirjoittanut The Deal That Makes No Sense - Was Microsoft Forced Into Buying Nokia? syyskuu 3, 2013 at 6:12 pm
[…] This Finnish blog post imagines Microsoft’s acquisition of Nokia as having been started by a “Nigerian 419 scam” style email: […] Kirjoittanut “Dear MR. NOKIA!” (or: Microsoft’s Acquisition of Nokia as the Result courier mail supercoach of Nigerian “419″-style Spam) Global Nerdy syyskuu 4, 2013 at 7:52 pm
Of course the reality is that Nokia’s device business has been losing money hand over fist, $ 700 million last year, and in fact Nokia kept the very profitable parts of the business. But I loved the skit anyway. Kirjoittanut Mark syyskuu 5, 2013 at 7:15 am
[…] Dear MR. NOKIA! (or: Microsoft s Acquisition of Nokia as the Result of Nigerian 419 -st… […] Kirjoittanut Dear MR. NOKIA! (or: Microsoft s Acquisition courier mail supercoach of Nokia as the Result of Nigerian 419 -style Spam) | syyskuu 5, 2013 at 12:21 pm
[…] http://mikepohjola.wordpress.com/2013/09/03/dear-mr-nokia/ via Reddit courier mail supercoach […] Kirjoittanut Weekend LOL from Reddit: Microsoft-Nokia acquisition hilariously reenacted as a Nigerian scam mail : My Nokia Blog syyskuu 8, 2013 at 11:29 pm
Reblogged this on Xavdog's courier mail supercoach Blog and commented: The only thing you need to read about the Microsoft-Nokia deal. Kirjoittanut Xavier Voigt-Hill syyskuu 8, 2013 at 11:32 pm
[…] programa PC Suite, que ahora se denomina Nokia OVI Suite, permite pasar toda clase de archivos de la PC al móvil […] Kirjoittanut Pc Suite, el programa para Nokia que necesitas | La tecnología del futuro tammikuu 19, 2014 at 1:09 am
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Blogit Elely Elokuva Esiintyminen Fantasia Fantasiaromaani Gootteilu Ihmisen poika Interaktiivisuus Julkisuus Kirjallisuus Kirjoittaminen Kuvat Linkit Media Mike suosittelee Musiikki Osallistavuus courier mail supercoach P Politiikka Roolipelit Sanaleikit Sananvapaus Taide TaiK Tapahtuma Taustatutkimus courier mail supercoach Televisio Turku Yliopistouudistus Viimeisimmät artikkelit Miksi urheilijuus courier mail supercoach on yhä tabu homomaailmassa? The dreams have returned Miten Susikoira Roi joulun Keski-Maahan toi TS-kolumni: Ylettömän hienoa Dear MR NOKIA! Sivut Eksä tiedä kuka mä oon? Esiintymisiä Kategoriat 1827 Aalto Aino-lehti Aku Ankka Antirealismi Arkkitehtuuri Baabelin metsä Blackwell Briggs Blogit Burleski Conspiracy for Good Crowdfunding Demokratia Dollplay Elely Elokuva Esiintyminen Fantasia courier mail supercoach Fantasiaromaani Finncon Footbag Gootteilu Helsinki courier mail supercoach hevi Hollywood I'm not a member Ihmisen poika Interaktiivisuus Islanti Israel Jeesus Joulu Julkisuus courier mail supercoach Junat Kirjallisuus Kirjoittaminen Kolumnit Kuvat Lautapelit Linkit Lukupäiväkirja maahanmuutto Mainostaminen Matkustaminen Media Mike suosittelee Museot Musiikki Musikaalit Myrskyn sankarit Novellit Nukketeatteri Osallistavuus P Palkinto Pelit Pohjoismaisen roolipelaamisen seura Pohjola-filmi Politiikka Rasismi Rituaalit Roolipelaaja Roolipelit Rop
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